Davie: *dies*
America:
America:
America: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

himaruyavevo:

"are you crying?"

"no ive just got davie in my eye"

florris:

Reasons why you should have plants in your room

-          More clean air

-          People think you are cool

-          They look pretty

-          You can sing to them and they won’t tell you to shut up

-          You feel proud when they grow

-          You can give them cute names

-          pLAnTs

breakfastburritoe:

depressed-0bsessed:

breakfastburritoe:

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

You spelled real wrong.

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

I came out to have a good time and I flipped my four-wheeler onto my face coming down a rocky trail.

So how was your vacation?

yungmickjagger:

tumblr user: CAN *gif* WE *gif* JUST *gif* TALK *gif* ABOUT *gif* THIS *gif* FOR *gif* A *gif* MOMENT *gif* *gif *gif*

me: Chill

postllimit:

mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something

Anonymous asked: I love how America goes from being a polite innocent child to a whatever that gorgeous country is now

tiravel:

Then:

Now:

Amazing, isn’t it?

aph-feliciano-vargas:

OKAY BUT IMAGINE APH NORTH ITALY WITH FRECKLES

aph-feliciano-vargas:

aph-feliciano-vargas:

Okay but imagine this

Germany coming home and not finding Prussia so he gets panicked because he thought he disappeared BUT Prussia is actually secretly cuddling with his dogs in a pile with them

AND THEN Germany is literally shook trying not to believe that his brother is dead and he whispers something about it while walking past his dogs just loud enough that Prussia heard so he sits up quickly and almost screams “I LIVE”

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